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Posts tagged “Gabe Newell is not my girlfriend”

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I have a recurring nightmare: I'm sat at my desk and everything is soft-focus and great. I feel happy, and turn to say as much to my girlfriend. But she's not there. It's Gabe Newell, who is definitely not my girlfriend, and he's using one of those old school accounting machines. On the floor is a pile of paper that he gathers up and hands…

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