Infants. Infants everywhere. Ooh, look at me, I’m like a human but smaller and I’m allowed to scream and climb on stuff if I want to, oooh. End of term holidays are when you’re supposed to be indoors playing games, not studying or going outside like some sort of peon. Bah. Wake me up when they’re all back in school juggling cats or bouncer baiting, or whatever this week’s Fear The Yoof thing is.
Why, I bet they don’t even know what Unknown Pleasures is named after.
Pointing out what used to be grass this week: naive snipers, murine nomads, and a little blobby blob that boings.