I could go on at you about how weird our culture is in its different attitudes to sex and violence, but neither you nor I want that first thing on a Monday morning. Besides, any sentiment I might express is a whole lot more fun in Gat Life: Boyfriend Bar. It’s a short, free game which creator ’empty fortress’ describes as “the first gay dating sim made to game industry standards” because everything squishy is guns. Everything.
I don’t know whether I’m issuing a workplace warning or trying to entice you to read on when I say this post includes an animation of two guns kissing.