What’s that on the horizon? Oh no. It looks like E3. Quick! Batten down the hatches! Stow the sail! Carry out some other protective maritime measures! We free loaders must keep ourselves clean of the oncoming storm of AAA nonsense and degenerate hype. Why don’t you stock up on these free games and try to wait out this maelstrom, while I take the speediest schooner we have and go for help. Solidarity, brothers and sisters. If the free games gods will it, I will see you next week.