Posts tagged “Jammed Up Studios”

Children are idiots. Left to their own devices, they'll lick plug sockets, crawl into roads, chug Mr Muscle, charge into the ocean, and generally do themselves harm. Idiots! I know better than to do any of those. Unbelievable. They can't even drive. But the newly-released Think of the Children will task us with protecting those fools from themselves, playing as parents who need to complete…

Tagged with Jammed Up Studios, Surprise Attack Games, Think of the Children.

Around Christmas 2015, former Senior Scottish Correspondent Cara Ellison and I got smashed and played Who's Your Daddy while everyone else was at the office party. It's a competitive multiplayer game recreating the battle of wits between a dad and a baby set upon causing itself grievous harm, a struggle to keep the little idiot alive as it scoffs batteries and chugs bleach. A good…

Tagged with Jammed Up Studios, open beta, Surprise Attack, Who's Your Daddy, Think of the Children.