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"Your mileage may vary" is a term writers use a lot because it does a lot of heavy lifting. It can helpfully mean either "I liked it but I can see why others would not", or exactly the inverse of that. I can't help but feel, though, that it was a phrase invented for weirdo Renaissance painting point-and-click adventure The Procession To Calvary, because I…
Spank a Bishop in new Renaissance adventure The Procession To Calvary
The Procession To Calvary is now out, allowing you to muck you way through Renaissance artwork with the irreverence that I learned to appreciate as a Monty Python-loving teen. It's a point and click 'em up "spiritual sequel" to Four Last Things which was also a silly classic paintings romp.
Art history-mangling adventure The Procession To Calvary turns to crowdfunding
If Renaissance-era art was anywhere near as funny as point-and-click adventure The Procession To Calvary makes it look, I'd probably know a lot more art history right now. Sequel to the similarly Gilliam-inspired Four Last Things, it's a very silly tour through some of the most iconic artworks of the renaissance. Apparently buying famous artworks in order to snip them up and make silly animations…
Comedy adventure The Procession To Calvary is made of cut-up Renaissance art
That scamp Joe Richardson has once again whipped his scissors out and ran through a gallery destroying invaluable Renaissance paintings so he can collage a comedy adventure game. Following 2017's Four Last Things, today he announced The Procession To Calvary, a silly click 'em up about a pilgrimage to the site where Jesus was believed to have been crucified. It's made from snippets of olde…
Cor, new adventure Four Last Things [official site] does have some gorgeous artwork - but it would, as it's borrowing from some of the finest Renaissance painters. Joe Richardson has built the game out of paintings, given life with cutout animation. "It's kind of like if Monkey Island had been made in 16th century Flanders, by a time-travelling Monty Python fanboy," he says. Fill your…
The Preposterous Awesomeness Of Everything Is The Strangest Thing I’ve Seen In A Good Long While
When a game's website leads with the words, "Oh god I hope I finish it before I die and/or go mad," that's a hint. The Preposterous Awesomeness Of Everything [official site] is a point-and-click adventure that returns to the early-90s LucasArts' verb interface, but comparisons to anything else end there. Describing itself as a game about "progress, politics and propulsive nozzles" what it doesn't immediately…
