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Free Loaders: We Didn’t Train For This

This is how everyone should commute.

Special forces were on high alert in Chicago last week after a group of juegoterrorists hijacked a train bound for San Francisco and spent 52 hours coding dangerous and seditious games. Many of the games were later unleashed on an unsuspecting public for free, causing widespread panic and security alerts across the globe. It is estimated over 100 suspects were apprehended upon arrival in San Fransisco but so far only one of them has spoken a word to police officials. “I have become death,” he said. “The destroyer of worlds.” It is believed all 100 suspects are suffering from shock.

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