Feature: us messy flesh-beings
Virtual Boy hellscape. Not all levels have spikes. Godhand.
Posts tagged “Live Free Play Hard”
Feature: demonic power fantasy
Demonic queer fuck ritual. Jake Clover's Borderlands. One move to play this game.
Feature: elements are primordial
Undead and disabled. Supermarket carnage. Tender star quest.
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OBJECTIVELY SPEAKING
Feature: That ruminant jerk
River wolf. Space sheep. Selfless alpaca. Selfish reindeer.
Feature: the branches twist sharply
Live Free Play Hard: I’m Going To Upload A Bullet Into Your Face
Do you like Shadowrun? Do you like space romance? Do you like rescuing pigs? Do you like magical owls? Do you like pretending to be a fireman? WELL...
Feature: This universe is overcrowded
The most fragile truck in the world. Multiplayer temporal loop. MALE CRIME WORLD SIMULATION.
Feature: vibrantly patterned voids
Massively multiplayer alien invasion simulator. Magical artifact tester. You are the worst NPC.
Feature: BDSM dynamics sure to be explored
I felt that explicitly conflating romance with navigating a cavern full of leering underground slime monsters was too psychologically revealing
Feature: human reality is dreadful
Live Free Play Hard: THE WORLD’S TOP SECRET AGENT…IS A CINDERBLOCK
Most of these games violate Nature's plan by letting you pretend to be weird-ass inhuman creatures.
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Yume Nikki 3D. Genderqueer hell. RADIOACTIVE ZOMBIE MARIE CURIE.
Feature: drooling click-muscle
Live Free Play Hard: YOU THREW YOUR CANDY ON THE GROUND??????????????????????????????
You know what this is.
Feature: Free Games = This
Only one of these games has cute little mice in it and that's why videogames suck.
Feature: Even Bargainier Bucket
Live Free Play Hard: A New Site For Girl Games That Are All About Cursing Your Enemies
“a new site for Girl Games that are all about cursing your enemies and summoning beautiful goddesses”. Gentrification gun. Feminist body horror.
Feature: slope handling
Unsettling dreams. Pay-to-win government nomic. Asexual plumber reproduction.
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All these games teach terrible ethical lessons. All of them.
Feature: not intended for habitation
Live Free Play Hard: THIS IS WHERE WE TRAIN OUR BUBBLES FOR COMBAT
Cyborg hell. I still dream of Orgonon, I wake up sidescrolling.
Feature: justifications for my murderous rampage
Live Free Play Hard: Sorry, I Don’t Date Games Without Guns In Them
The world in your backyard. 10 seconds to say goodbye. Ragdoll torture chamber.
Feature: jerk back or dodge
Live Free Play Hard: In Case of Emergency Smash Glass And Take Sword
Interactive Voguing Experience. Venusian gangster rap FPS. Collaborative hypersound fiction.
Feature: space emotions
The Queen of Monsters has destroyed the crystal that stops humans from turning into monsters. Glitch art studio. Human piss bomb.