When we lose one of our senses, Nature compensates by giving us a huge fucking axe. What to expect when you’re expecting hive spiders. Angels of mons pubis.
RPS Feature slow, clunky assassins
RPS Feature Landing in a swimming pool
Falling from the sky simulator. “Use your sword to kill mofos”. Girl-fishes.
RPS Feature offshoots and tendrils
RPS Feature "broken or rigged systems"
RPS Feature the universe of Shrugs
RPS Feature click on a beautiful painting
Post-apocalyptic adventure games. 1001 shards of a kiss. Magical police station.
RPS Feature "buried systems that never made it"
Mechamom. Flatland’s gorgeous post-apocalypse. Sega does what PCan’t.
RPS Feature raw saddle-wisdom
RPS Feature some aesthetic, some mechanical
RPS Feature Dracula’s old pet dog
THIS WEEK: Level 9 eyebrows. Homeopathic potions. Epistolary Twine. VOLCANO OF BEES.
RPS Feature invisible and present only
THIS WEEK: Hypertext therapy. Street harassment. Inside every cop is a beautiful crystal.
RPS Feature Game and website merged as one
RPS Feature repair the mech's fingers
RPS Feature there isn’t a fail state
RPS Feature Swords ricochet
THIS WEEK: Slapstick fencing. DESTROY YOUR HOME. Mystical snake shit.
RPS Feature increasingly clever ways to use the bombs
RPS Feature Maximalised Minimalism
THIS WEEK: Scifi survival sim. Dark Souls but with friendly ghosts. You threw 100 candies on the ground…? (;_;)
RPS Feature drop the worm baby
Heterosexual narc. More than a few games about the demise of balls. CANDY ANT PRINCESS.
RPS Feature Spend millions of dollars, sure
THIS WEEK: Fridge magnet story engine. 2012 so .exe, 2013 so .ppt. Dinosaur dating sim. “The ONLY LGBT-friendly anglerfish dating sim!”
RPS Feature Sailor Moon-style tropes
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