As someone with eyes too shrewd to fall for the smoke and mirrors of Oculus Rift (the images don’t merge), I seek alternative entertainment from cybergoggles. I want to stand by and titter as people with gullible eyes experience horrible and terrifying things, wailing and flailing as they sit in comfy chairs with black boxes strapped for their foreheads. I am very keen to watch people playing NoLimits 2 Roller Coaster Simulation with its newly-added Rift support. I might shake their chair gently then leap back away from the torrent of vomit. You and your foolish eyes.