Max Payne: The Movie: The Trailer: The Hilarity. (Embedded version beneath the cut. Because you shouldn't ever have to leave our ever-lovin' URL, oh no you shouldn't.) Hmm. If Marky Mark's trying to restore his broken reputation after The Crappening, he's perhaps picked the wrong Semi-Ironic Action Film With Inexplicable Angel O'Death Cameo for his next project.