If Bulb Boy were a Silver Age comic book hero, he'd be called Light Lad and would have a father figure/mentor called The Illuminated Man. They'd be crap, obviously, their giant glowing bonces intruding onto the periphery of Justice League International photoshoots. Bulb-headed folk (Bulb Face?!) simply aren't meant to be superheroes. Too fragile. Too limited in their capabilities. Perfect for a point and click…