This morning I handed Jim Tangiers, a game of stealth with hints of Marcel Duchamp, William Burroughs, and J.G. Ballard. And what does he hand me back? Orc Attack: Flatulent Rebellion. A game about flatulent orcs. I can't believe he's impooned me in such a way. I should sewer him and his webshite, toot suite. I did not asscent to sulpher such an indignity, to…