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Posts tagged “Rambo: The Video Game”

Feature: Of Mullets And Misery

Rise And Stream: Watch Us Chatter Over (Ugh) Rambo

So I think I'm going to make this Friday night/Saturday morning (depending on your timezone) stream a regular thing. And what better way to christen an official feature than by cursing the name of every major deity and wishing I had never been born? Rambo: The Video Game is not very good. Playing it will likely be An Ordeal. And so, for some reason, Hayden…

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Rambo Is A (Beautifully Mulleted) MACHINE OF WAR

I'm kind of glad that Rambo: The Video Game is looking painfully generic. I mean, who better to carry the torch of ceaseless neckshank killsplosions than the man we all colloquially associate with the tropedemic anyway? (If you'd asked me a week ago, I would've said Michael Bay, but now I want a game where he kills people with crazy handshake-legswing combos.) It's almost poetic,…

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A Game For My Dad: The Rambo Trailer

The previous trailer for the Rambo: The Video Game game showed nothing but scenes from the movies. Reef Entertainment laughingly called it a "cinematic teaser", which is really silly because there's no teasing when we've all seen those movies. It was just cinematic. Now there's an actual in-game trailer, and while it looks pretty basic and a bit stinky, I urge you to stick with…

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