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Posts tagged “Red Alert 3”

Command. Also, Conquer: Red Alert 3 Demo

Yesterday, the demo for the much-hyped via the medium of uniform-clad-hotties Red Alert 3 came out. Why didn't we blog about it then? Because it was clearly far more important to tell you about two year old racing games and web puzzle games, obv. Priorities. The demo is - erk - nearly 2 gigs in size and includes the full 7 minute intro, three tutorials…

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Red Alert 3: Does It Contain A Game As Well?

After we posted EA's last Red Alert 3 video, featuring a dance remix of the various actors in the FMV, we commented that things were getting a little peculiar. We then received a cryptic email from someone within MTV telling us, "You haven’t seen anything yet…" While the latest official video doesn't quite reach the heights of the previous one, it does contain some extremely…

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Red Alert 3: Dance Remix Party Fun Time

Really, despite appearances, I couldn't be less interested in Red Alert 3. That's a game for the other three to get all excited about, while I'm playing something about crying. But they keep releasing increasingly ridiculous videos, and that gets my attention. The latest, below, it's on a whole new level. It's a sort of late 80s "dance remix" of various actors saying their hackneyed…

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Jenny McCarthy Has A Warrior Inside Her

I like Jenny McCarthy. I think she's pretty funny. I remember first seeing her on Singled Out and thinking she was great. My sister loves her pregnancy books. Look, full confession, I even kind of liked her sitcom, Jenny. It was awful, yes, but it seemed to know that. For seventeen episodes. But boy oh boy, does she suck in the clip from Red Alert…

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Red Alert Free

Do you see what I did there? Because 'free' rhymes with 'three' and... I'm so sorry. It was either that or an 'In Soviet Russia, retro RTS downloads you' gag. Yes, the original Command & Conquer: Red Alert is now available for no-pennies, to promote the upcoming RA3 and to celebrate today marking 13 years of C&C all-told. Which seems an odd birthday to make…

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Red Alert 3: “Make-up makes foes ill-at-ease”

Just in case you were in danger of thinking Red Alert 3 in any way was taking itself seriously, in the comments of RPS' hardcore games critic analysis of the hardcore sex possibilities of the RA3 cast, RotBot wondered why Yuriko Omega wasn't in the trailer. It's probably lucky, as with Leigh's peccadilloes she'd probably have exploded over the possibilities of a Japanese psychic-schoolgirl fighting…

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Red Alert 3 Trailer Analysis: “War and Boobs”

You may have noticed that with Red Alert 3 EA are pressing the button marked "Sex" as if it were a magical device which ejaculated streams of money. Which it may well be. Now that they've actually released details of the full cast, being a serious games site, I thought it of critical importance we analysed whether by spending such tall-dollars they've managed to succeed…

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“Well What’s Happenin’, C&C Community?”

I hesitate slightly to post about this, as the last time I talked about C&C: Red Alert's music and offhandedly mentioned that it had never especially moved me personally, I received a furious email from an Angry Internet Man about how I had zero music taste and should show some respect for what its composer Frank Klepacki had done for gaming. Going on the below…

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15 Minutes of Red Alert 3 Fame

Yep, a 15-minute long footage video of the upcoming C&C3-but-with-bears strategy sequel. 15 minutes! This is almost as ludicrous as those 90-minute long cutscenes in Metal Gear Solid 4. Actually, no, there's nothing as ludicrous as that, and I feel sick and furious whenever I think about it. Anyway! Red Alert 3, and lots of it: All fairly much as expected, in both positive and…

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Like C&C3, But With Better Water

Your attention, Comrades. Beneath the cut is the first trailer for Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3, which has popped up on the face of the internet like some sort of damned-pinko-commie-scum pimple outbreak just this afternoon (in Her Majesty's Royal Imperial Commonwealth All That Is Right Time anyway - presumably it's some godforsaken hour in the morning for ye Yanquis). It brings with it…

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Someone Says Something Nice About PC Shocker

With all the moaning and bitching about the PC of late, it's a relief to hear EA championing the format. According to a recent Eurogamer article, EA say that the consoles still can't keep up with the real-time strategy. "Console RTS design has come a long way, but I don't know if you will be able to lead design of a true RTS, which is…

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