A little while back, I spent a few hours playing Gearbox Software's upcoming, toon-styled, free-roaming FPS-RPG. I was horribly, desperately hungover at the time, and was almost sick on Randy Pitchford while he was cheerily explaining the thinking behind Borderlands to me. I am the most professional of all the games journalists. But that doesn't matter. Only the game matters. Here's how it is.