Ho flipping ho, readers, it’s CHRISTMAS! Team RPS are currently all frantically tearing the hides off their bucket of gifts from Horace, preparing themselves for the Great Slaughter. We hope you’re enjoying the holidays in whatever godforsaken way you celebrate them, whether it’s a traditional British burning of a scallywag, a big ol’ American family game of Slops, or Lithuanian laser fights. Perhaps there are other countries too – we haven’t looked. But wherever you are, however tall you are, we wish you the very best glad tidings and other seasonal merriment.
While we weave elaborate cutaneous cocoons about ourselves, in preparation for our re-emerging on the 4th Jan as even more beautiful ultroflies, RPS shall not be quiet. We’ve a wealth of posts coming your way over the next week and a half, ensuring your continued obligatory loyalty and Google Analytics upkeep. And we’d also like to wish you a very enormous thank you.