Feature: You think you have a backlog
We're back! Unknown Pleasures has been on unplanned hiatus as I have been grotesquely ill. The lack of communication or cover was entirely my fault, and I apologise for that unreservedly (and extend further thanks to the Hivemind for their extraordinary patience). I'm sorry. Wait, hang on, Adam's leaving. I can blame him! It was Adam, everyone! Shake your indignant fists. There's a bumper of…