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Wot I Made: Sir, You Are Being Hunted V1.0

We're not going to be publishing a Wot I Think of the game Sir, You Are Being Hunted because one of the principle people behind it - although secondary in overall accomplishment to the mercurial Tom Betts and the incendiary James Carey - is me. I started a small game design company (just the three of us) back in 2010, and in November 2012 we…

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Secrets Of Raetikon Launches From The Nest

I won't be celebrating the unholy union of the letters 'a' and 'e' in Secrets of Rætikon. Ugh. Look at it, flaunting alphabetical law. There's a full three letters between you two in the alphabet, and you'd do well to remember your place! I've been reminded of this horrendous vowel mixing because Secrets of Rætikon has felt the warmth of Spring, and is emerging from…

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John Carmack Speaks Out In Support Of Oculus/Facebook

Depending on which vomit-and-time-encrusted pub on the edge of the Internet you walk into, Facebook's $2 billion purchase of Oculus Rift is either the worst or most worthy of cautious optimism thing to ever happen. Many developers are on board with the idea. Notch, however, is not. Oculus' most recognizable faces - all of which now presumably sport company-mandated books - are quite pleased, but…

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Valve’s VR Expert Moves To Oculus, Embraces Facebook

You may or may not be super jazzed about Oculus VR's decision to sell to Facebook for a monetary total so big it's nearly fictional, but a number of virtual reality luminaries sure are. Count former Valve VR mastermind Michael Abrash among them, as he's taken the Facebook deal as a sign that it's time for him to hang up his crowbar and practice a…

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Another Crack in Windows: GOG Lines Up Linux Support

Linux is like the "unattractive" person in a movie who eventually becomes desirable just by hanging about for a bit. People were all over Windows, cooing over its icons and ease of use and the way it could form a cherry stem into a mobius strip, while poor Linux was in the corner, smelling of penguin puke and requiring root access. But Windows starts BSODing…

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Microsoft Has A New Boss, Tragically Not Called Mike O’Soft

First there was the nerdly Gates, then there was the terrifying Ballmer, and now there is Satya Nadella. What will be the brand new CEO of Microsoft's 'thing?' Perhaps he'll present keynotes dressed in a lion-themed onesie. Perhaps he'll have the Windows Vista logo branded onto his chin in order that the company never forgets its past mistakes. Perhaps he'll cry softly throughout board meetings.…

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Loadout Bringing 44 Billion Guns Out Of Early Access

Loadout is one of those mangun shootythorpes we see far too many of these days, but of those sorts of games it looks like a rather nice standout. The style is eye-catchingly cartoony, the humor is zany, and an emphasis on weapon customization means there's apparently a possible 44 billion gun combinations. It's not quite Borderlands... or maybe it is since 87 bazillion is a…

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Saints Row IV, COH 2 Get Free Weekend On Steam

The weekend's just over the horizon and I couldn't be happier. Well... except for one thing. I'm terribly afraid, actually, that my Friday, Saturday, and Sunday are going to be too tonally consistent. No wild mood swings. No spine-separating ups and downs. What a drag, right? So thank goodness that both Company of Heroes 2 and Saints Row IV will be free all weekend on Steam.…

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Valve Not Releasing VR Hardware, Giving Tech To Oculus

The Valve news can't stop, won't stop, will never stop. Until tomorrow, at which point Steam Dev Days will conclude and Valve will clamber back under its Cone Of General Silence (Except During Very Specific Circumstances). Today, though, we get one last blast of information - namely, that Valve does, in fact, have its own "holodeck"-level virtual reality tech, but it doesn't plan on releasing it…

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Plants Vs Zombies: GW Goes Battlefield In New Mode

I sure do love the fact that Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare is suffering an arbitrary delay on PC. Makes savoring each promotional morsel all the sweeter, yes indeed. Who needs dumb anchors like a release date and payoff when you can praise the heavens for every little crumb that tumbles your way instead? Wait, no, the other thing: ugggggggggggggggggggghhhhh. Oh but Garden Warfare's Battlefield-inspired…

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The Legolation Of Smaug: Lego The Hobbit

Someday, we will all probably be made of Lego bricks. Based on the ceaseless, inevitable march of Traveler's Tales' "Lego The Thing" (not a Lego version of The Thing, which is something that absolutely needs to happen) franchise, it's only a matter of time. We may as well cherish what little time we have left as easily popped flesh balloons, given that we will soon be…

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Wolf Among Us Ep 2 Won’t Be Among Us Until 2014

YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, you're not going to believe this: there are already wolves among us. Right now. They're called "dogs," and we bred them into blind subservience over the course of a few generations. Many of them, however, are capable of reducing humans to blubbering piles of incoherent baby babble with a simple wag of the tail or awkward pawing attempt at a handshake. Who,…

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Sax And Violins: Arranger

Whatever Arranger is, and it appears to be many things, it has something in it called a "Turpato Peeler". That is such a beautiful mangling of the term that I laughed for about a minute. The rest of this strange adventure game seems no less silly and wondrous: it's set in a world of music and inspired by classic point and clickers, and a game…

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Special – Saints Row IV: How The Saints Save Christmas

Every great pop culture entity needs a Christmas special. I mean, who doesn't love seeing their favorite characters shoehorned into an emotionally hollow, often obligatory plot that ends with a Very Valuable Lesson about family or selflessness or time travel ghosts or something? It's a tradition nearly as old as Walmart itself. But OK, in fairness, some Christmas specials aren't entirely terrible, and if anyone…

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Seeing Double: Valve Set To Reveal Its Own VR Hardware

Hey, did you hear? Valve's throwing a giant party and YOU AREN'T INVITED. Neither am I, for that matter. Steam Dev Days is a set of developer-only sessions at Valve HQ in Seattle, and I'd love to be a fly on the wall for it except that flies have meaningless, grubby little lives that are typically snuffed out hours after they begin. Also, they're unable…

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In Your Face: Character Creation In Elder Scrolls Online

How do you take your Elder Scrolls characters? Green? Purple? Thick? Lean? With one lump or two hundred disfiguring scars and gashes? These are questions you should probably begin asking yourself - at least, if you plan on playing The Elder Scrolls Online when it launches next year. True to Elder Scrolls tradition, the big, hopefully not bad MMO spin-off will allow for character customization…

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Thief Abandons XP System Due To Fan Outcry

Thief hasn't exactly been well-received by longtime series diehards, but so far Eidos Montreal has opted to brazenly stay the course, claiming that "fan resistance" of its new direction is unwarranted. Until now, anyway. In a maybe too-little-too-late but still heartening turn, the developer's tossing aside an XP system that would've started Garrett off as A Pretty Good Thief - not, you know, the master…

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Chivalry: The Deadliest Warrior Has Very Mean Vikings

Gaming's had something of a love affair with vikings as of late, although the history books rarely mention dragon-felling shouts or horns and robotic embodiments of eternal night. This is, I imagine, in part due to the fact that those things are entirely fictional. Vikings, however, had hopes and dreams and pikes proudly bearing the festering heads of their enemies just like the rest of…

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Survivalish: Day One: Garry’s Incident

Day One Garry's Incident needs a better name. "Garry" is already known in the game world, and then there's the whole "Incident" thing. I've watched the trailer for the survival FPS and that's putting it mildly, so I've helpfully come up with a few suggestions: "Amazonian Zombie Face Tossers", "Whoops, I Blew Up Your Pyramid", "Ahhhh! The Top's Come Off The Mountain", "Go To Hell,…

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The Flare Path: Secretes Secret History

Manfred von Richthofen's final flight - the facts you won't find in any book or documentary: Fact 1. If letters written by his batman, Andreas Krantz, circa 1929 are to be believed, in the weeks leading up to his death, the increasingly withdrawn Richthofen spent many hours poring over medieval bestiaries in the library at Chateau d'Arandeau. Fact 2. On April 19, 1918, two days…

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