Oh, I am so very clever and funny. Worry not, the reborn EGP, playground of folks behind indie AAAs such as World of Goo and Crayon Physics, remains very much alive and well. It has, however, just announced the theme of its latest monthly rapid development competition – Failure. Oooh, iiiiiinteresting. Clearly, there are no games made for this compo as yet, but thought I’d see if I could encourage any enterprising RPS readers to pull something together while the deadline is still far-off. And if not, let’s all have a good old chin-scratch below about what kind of games could be made involving this concept. Me, I’d like to see one about a giant robot with no hands or guns that transforms into something entirely useless.