Somehow, despite The Internet having my phone number, a browser-based platform-puzzler in which the player controls a Victorian magician rescuing ghosts has existed since 2009 and yet I didn't receive a call about it. Outrageous blaggardry of the first water. The game in question is The Pretender and the release of a third chapter in the top-hatted trickster's adventures and the diligence of Jayisgames has…