Toilets. Great, aren’t they?
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I’m really getting the hang of these headlines, I think. In my review of Albino Lullaby this week, I included a throwaway line that I then didn’t justify in pictorial form. I wrote that it features, “the best toilet in gaming history.” You can’t just say a thing like that and expect not to be required to prove it. I think the image above has already done that, but there are more, just in case – click on them to appreciate them fully.
The time has come.
For too long I have been campaigning magazines to run an extensive feature – perhaps even a cover-mounted book – about the most poorly recognised and vitally important element of PC gaming: toilets. Toilets in games. Every time I’m asked to pitch feature ideas, there it is, the best one imaginable. And yet every time I get no positive response. That was until PC Format, in a moment of sudden clarity of vision, gave me permission to write a single page on the subject.
I reproduce that piece for you today. But not for free – oh no. Now I have my own PC gaming outlet. Now I’m the one with the power. Believe me fine folk of the world, RPS will be seeing a feature on toilets in games in the near future, and it will be astonishing. To achieve this, I want your favourite gaming toilets, and if possible, I want screenshots of them. I want anecdotes, fond memories, love letters, anything you have to say about this most essential matter. Together we will create definitive Toilets In Games feature. Email your stories and pics here.
In the meantime, enjoy this. I promise the two interviews are completely genuine: both Al Lowe and Charles Cecil geniunely wrote their responses, and should be held aloft the shoulders of the gaming public for doing so.
The Hidden Truth Of The Gaming Toilet