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Posts tagged “trains”

Feature: Train in vain

Train Station Renovation early access review

Videogames. Wow, what a concept. Crackling portals to distant lands. Doorways inviting us to impossible places and barbarous shores. Psychedelic imaginationariums fuelled by the limitless potential of raw human creativity. Time machines folding history in on itself, over and over, until the beginning cannot be told apart from the end, like the infinite buttery layers of a viennoiserie pastry formed of unleavened millennia and, christ,…

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Feature: Right side of the tracks

Premature Evaluation: Unrailed

I am repeatedly amazed by my ability to be bullied in almost any social situation, no matter how narrow the means of communication. I’m fairly certain I could be dissed by semaphore, or slagged off over morse code. In four-player co-operative track building game Unrailed you can only express yourself using four emojis and a few resource icons, but even that is enough verbal bandwidth…

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All Aboard! The Mysterious Dark Train

For my sins, I've ridden the last train more times than I care to remember, finding spots between drunks about to kick off and drunks about to spew up and pretending to sleep. I've ridden the ghost train, petulantly ignoring the prancing employee in the glowing skeleton suit because I thought it made me cool and not just rude. I've certainly rocked out to Nite…

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Feature: TRAINS

Cardboard Children: TRAINS.

Hello youse.TRAINS! TRAINS! TRAINS! You there, young man! Do you like TRAINS?! You there, young lady! Do you like TRAINS?! TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS! TRAINS! “Just picked up a new game.” “Cool. What’s it called?” “TRAINS.” “Goodbye.” You, Rock Paper Shotgun reader! Do you like TRAINS?! Read on, regardless. TRAINS.

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Training Level, Platform Game, etc.

When catching up with Eurogamer, I noticed the mysterious Oliver Clare took some time to consider Rail Simulator. And do a concept review of it, which always catches my eye, comparing Kuju's Rail Simulator with sturdy 1987 stalwart Evening Star. Which one does he eventually choo-choo-choose? Only witches with a arcane knowledge of things beyond their ken or link-followers can tell.

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