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Posts tagged “Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark”

None shall stand – Transformers games removed from Steam as Hasbro/Activision deal expires

Oh, how it pains me to say this. If you felt you could have waited an eternity to get around to playing Fall of Cybertron, War For Cybertron or Devastation, that trypticon of broadly well-received, Activision-published Transformers third-person shooters, I've got bad news. Here's a hint: they've been removed from Steam, plus all other digital marketplaces - as have subsequent and worse sequels. This is…

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Feature: Existential Crisis In Disguise

Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark And My Certain Doom

Sometimes in this absurd job I catch myself in the mirror, notice what I'm doing and have to tell myself to stop. I did that around three hours into Rise of the Dark Spark. I've played a great many games that are a great deal worse than this mostly recycled new Transformers game from Activision, but the reason this one had me sneering at myself…

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Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark Rolls Out

When I was young, Transformers was about heavily-armed robots who could transform into trucks and dinosaurs and cassette recorders yet mostly hung out with tedious humans talking about boring drama between them and some other robots they didn't get on with, then sometimes they would all get into a disappointing fight. As far as I can tell, the main difference in Michael Bay's Transformers is…

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Back To Bay-Sick: Transformers – Rise Of The Dark Spark

No no no no no. No. In order to protect my sanity, I mostly ignore the existence of the current Transformers movie franchise but today, grave news demands that I devote an iota of my attention to Bay's bilge. The next Transformers game, Rise of the Dark Spark, will bring together the Cybertron universe and the preposterously dull and irritating bullshit of the live action…

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