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South Park: The Fractured But Whole dribbles out

Hold onto your butts: South Park: The Fractured but Whole [official site] launched today. Fraser Brown already told us wot he thinks in our South Park: The Fractured but Whole review but gosh, that was yesterday afternoon and who can remember that far back? The world is full of distracting things like tea and weather. Ah, tea! Sec, nipping off to put the kettle on.…

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South Park: The Fractured But Whole review

South Park: The Fractured But Whole [official site] is essentially the show’s greatest hits, with 20 years worth of call backs, characters and gags, all built around a LARP-inspired RPG that sees the town’s foul-mouthed kids beating the snot out of each other. If this sounds extremely familiar, that’s because I’ve also just described its predecessor, The Stick of Truth. Crab People, magical farts, obsessively…

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South Park: The Fractured But Whole coming in October

The mighty parpin' sweary babies of South Park: The Fractured but Whole [official site] will arrive on October 17th, Ubisoft announced today. It's the the superhero-themed RPG follow-up to The Stick of Truth, which riffed on epic fantasy movies. All right, superhero jokes are maybe a little behind but hey, so is the game. And you know what else is behind? A bottom. And you…

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South Park: The Fractured But Whole further delayed

I think the last we wrote about South Park: The Fractured But Whole [official site] was a delay into 2017, but Ubisoft have announced a further delay into fiscal year 2018 - looking at how Ubi's financial calendar works that would put the current release window as 1 April 2017 - 31 March 2018. Thus, it could still come out in 2017, but it could…

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South Park: The Fractured But Whole Delayed Into 2017

Things at Ubisoft are a bit... backed up, as South Park: The Fractured But Whole [official site] has been delayed into early 2017. What could be the cause? Does the revolutionary Nosulus Rift need added tinkering? After all, the experience would not be complete without a device to literally fart in your face. Speculation aside, Ubisoft left a brief note on the Ubiblog explaining the…

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Hit It: Rocksmith 2014 Getting Big ‘Remastered’ Update

I tend not to take Rocksmith [official site] seriously because I confuse it with Songsmith, Microsoft's software that magically created hilarious backing tracks for any vocals you fed it. No, Rocksmith isn't the software that gave us country & western Ace of Spades or Intergalactic muzak, it's the rhythm game from Ubisoft which - gasp! - tricks you into learning how to play an actual…

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Fart Bigger In South Park: The Fractured But Whole

South Park: The Fractured But Whole [official site] isn't just content to offer up another round of hilarious role-playing, it will also be improving on the fundamentals of The Stick of Truth—including some pretty epic farts that can tear a hole in the time-space continuum. In a recently released developer diary, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone talk about their lessons learned and…

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Tetrominos To The Max! Tetris Ultimate Spins Onto PC

Tetris is the socks of games, isn't it? You may not think about it often, but you'd miss it if it were gone and, some days, nothing is more pleasing than slipping on a nice cosy pair of L-blocks. It's perhaps not the most exciting Crimbo gift, though, so why not kick it up a notch? Take it to the next level? Introduce a whole…

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South Park: The Fractured But Whole Announced

South Park: The Stick of Truth was pretty good (though not without its problems), and South Park is big bucks, so Ubisoft announcing a sequel is no surprise. But who cares about fantasy any more? No, all the kids are into superheroes now. It's not Stick or Truth 2, then, but South Park: The Fractured but Whole [official site]. Trey Parker and Matt Stone say…

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