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Punch-O-Spin-A-Gunshoot: Warstache

Click click, bang bang.

Russian roulette is a passive-aggressive gunfight, isn’t it? I’ll just leave this revolver here on the table with one bullet in the cylinder, shall I, and it’d be terrible if some idiot were to fire it into their head. Almost as terrible as missing breakfast this morning because I was out of soya milk which is strange because I walked all the way to the Sainsbury’s to buy a new carton only yesterday. Just awful.

Warstache makes Russian roulette actively aggressive. Pummel foes to grab an empty gun, find and load a bullet, spin the chamber, then click-click-click before they can swipe the gun and turn it on you.

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