If I was secretly any large animal, I expect it would be a bear. Not least for classic reasons but it also fits my desperate need to hibernate as we approach the winter months. The messy shedding. My giant claw like hands that destroy everything I touch. Octodad has none of these problems, of course. He’s a finely controlled machine, a weapon of precision and has no body hair to speak of. And he’s expanding, according to a new blog post, in a free update launching on the 14th of October. Deets in the depths below.