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Ben There, Dan That Gets More “Special”

Size "Zombie Cow" Five Games have (oh, come on, we all know it's just Dan Marshall)... has just announced that he's made a special edition of the game that first brought him to fame, Ben There, Dan That (exclamation mark). Explaining it as "George Lucased", the new version addresses his anally retentive need to go back and fix the past. I may be reading between…

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Zombie Cow Is Dead: It’s Size Five Games

In a rather peculiar move, Zombie Cow - the indie developers behind the brilliant Ben There, Dan That, and Time Gentlemen, Please - have changed their name. No longer are they post-bovine, and have now become Size Five Games. Why? I'm not sure even they know why. Something about "Zombie Cow" being embarrassing to say in business situations. Well, I recommend trying to be "Rock,…

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Balloon Head Dead, No Redemption

Well this sucks. Those stupid idiotholes at Zombie Cow turn out to hate everyone in the whole world and have shelved their Time, Gentle,men, Please, follow-up, Revenge of the Balloon-Headed Mexican. SADFACE. I hate them. Boo - it seems they're doing it for the very sensiblest reasons. Dan Marshall explains, "It felt like we were going over old, worn ground. Again and again. We’ve done…

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Privates: Satisfy longer!!Longer-lasting action!

I could come up with my own penis extension gags to celebrate the announcement of free DLC for Zombie Cow's splendid free shoot/giggle/educate game Privates, but they've done such a good job themselves that I really don't need to bother. Like so: Zombie Cow Studios and Channel 4 to offer PENIS ENLARGEMENT. =~~ DO YOUR MANHOOD NEED MORE? практические методы разработк Satisfy longer!!Longer-lasting action!text-decoration: underline;”>

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Privates Not As Public As Hoped

That Zombie Cow's naughty-but-nice sex-ed shooter Privates won't be making an appearance on Xbox 360 thanks to Microsoft deeming its sexual content too sexy (even though it's educational and even though there's no actual sex and even though they'll happily show any amount of extreme violence) isn't RPSy news. I know this. I accept this. However, it does reminds me, as I'm sure was the…

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Get Your Privates Patched

Zombie Cow have released a big old update to Privates. What I'm trying to say is, they looked at their Privates, and they realised they weren't good enough. The primary problems with their Privates were their being covered in bugs, often finishing long before the person playing with them was ready, and not being able to perform with many potential partners. What I'm doing here…

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Privates Out, Flapping About In The Breeze

Zombie Cow have finally unzipped their trousers, pulled them down to their ankles, then in a fit of pique ripped their underpants clean away from their waists to reveal their privates. And at the same time their game, Privates, is available to play, for free. Privates, you see, is a sort of pun. Puns are when a word can be confused for another word. So…

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Oh Look, A Massive… Privates Trailer

Wahey! But 'wahey' in a measured, 'this will hopefully be helpful for young person's sex education' sort of way. Zombie Cow's Cannon Fodder-meets-venereal disease-meets Ghostbusters condomania title finally gets in-game footage, and it looks like this. Well, like the 'this' that is below this. Um. Beneath the cut, then. Yes. There are some naughty words. There are some gags that may offend people who tend…

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Exclusive: Getting Intimate With Privates

Upon hearing the news of Zombie Cow's pee-pee and hoo-hah themed game, Privates, we clearly wanted to know more. What are these "vaginas" and "penises" they're talking about? So we got ourselves a chat with project lead Dan Marshall to find out the details on their STI-busting project. We exclusively reveal what the game's about, how it will play, and what disgusting items lie in…

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Our Boys On The News! BBC On Indies

Aw, I feel so proud. It's like seeing your own children in the papers, but without their having had to stab someone to get there. For winning a really tough swimming race or something. Because today on the real actual Queen's official BBC News is a story about Mr Cliff Harris and Mr Dan Marshall. That's Cliffski and Dan Off Of Time Gentlemen Please to…

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Cash Channel: Channel 4 Commisions Brit-Indies

Sometimes, the future creeps up when we're not looking. Part of me wonders whether this will be part of it. Channel 4, after some impressive successes with webgames like the Bafta Award Winning Bow Street Runner and the Tim Stone admiration winning 1066 have decided to spend a load more on making games, reports Develop. Key quote... The move is part of a £4.5m fund…

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Ben & Dan Part 3 Revealed

We already knew that uber-indie adventure series Ben & Dan/Time Gentlemen, Please was due for an episodic sequel, but we didn't have a title. And without a title then, why, we are all as dumb as chickens. Now we have a title, which means we are as smart as astrophysicists. More important, there are details on how Zombie-Cow's marvellously funny but, let's be honest, a…

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Time Gentlemen, Please! Arrives On Steam

Just a quick one to say, one of our favourite games of the year is now up on Steam. Time Gentlemen, Please! can now be bought worldwide at £3, $5 and 4€ via Valve's pipe. Zombie Cow have smartly bundled it with the first game in the series, Ben There, Dan That!, so you can play through both fantastic adventures super-easily. Read Alec's review here…

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Universal Exclusive: New Zombie Cow Game Details

Anyone who has played Ben There, Dan That! and Time Gentlemen, Please! will know why to be excited to hear there's to be more from the mad-walking heroes of time travelling point and click adventures. From an outside glance they're 2D scratchy indie games made in the AGS engine, but then you need to sit up and take notice when you realise the second game,…

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Time Gentlemen, Please: Half Price For You Lot

The handsome men (man, really) of Zombie Cow have decided that fiftyish Rock, Paper, Shotgun readers should have the chance to purchase a copy of the most splendid Time Gentlemen, Please for half price. It's not a competition, just a first come, first served sort of deal (our lovely subscribers got first dibs on the first round of discount copies yesterday), so if you're after…

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Adventures With Hitler: Zombie Cow Interview

The really very splendid Time Gentlemen, Please!, from indie developers Zombie Cow, has already seen Alec pronounce its glories in beautiful form. An genuinely hilarious game (oh, how woefully that word is applied to any game that isn't actively about the gruesome death of children - here it's used correctly), it deserves a lot of attention. So does the creator, one half of Zombie Cow,…

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Time Gentlemen, Please: Point’n’Click Sequel Joy

The Hivemind will doubtless cast its mucus-oozing multi-eye towards this for more detailed discussion soon, but until then do allow me to quickly point out that Time Gentlemen, Please!!!?!!!?!, the sequel to the out-of-the-blue loveliness of Ben There, Dan That!!!?!!!?!, is now available. I'm mostly writing to this to deter yet more people from emailing us about it: most kind, but we do know, honest.…

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Dan & Ben Got Smarter: Time Gentlemen, Please

There's a little bit of news about Ben There, Dan That follow-up, Time Gentlemen, Please. The indie adventure shocked everyone last year when it turned out someone from PC Zone was funny. (Ha ha!) And rather a lot too - Zombie Cow's point-n-clicker showed really smart design along with properly hilarious jokes. The sequel was intended to be a little bonus extra, and has somehow…

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