You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
That crummy shack is where I live after being fired for referencing the wrong Zork game, blithely thinking “Hey, that’s close enough. Yeah, Zork, sure, people will get that. Grues and all that right.” All I wanted to do was write some vaguely entertaining intro to a post about how ScummVM has added support for Zork Nemesis and Zork: Grand Inquisitor but now I live in a boarded-up shameshack. Good job, lazy.