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The Fine Art Of Terrible Game Descriptions

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One of my favourite things to do of a working day is browse the new releases on Steam for the worst game descriptions I can find. No, YOU procrastinate too much. And boy, there's always a fine selection to choose from. But why should I only share my seemingly mean mocking of people whose first language probably isn't English* with just the RPS chat, when I could do it here?

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John Walker


Once one of the original co-founders of Rock Paper Shotgun, we killed John out of jealousy. He now runs buried-treasure.org