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So far, Grime is a Metroidvania that's a good, rock-crushing time

Go with your head

Final Fantasy XIV has restored my faith in humanity

Far from a fantasy

Please stop making me kill guard dogs in video games

It just makes me feel bad

Sonic's a surprisingly weighty hog in Sonic Colors: Ultimate

Large and in charge

Shorter Games With Worse Graphics bundle keeps smashing sales goals

It's 28 weird, short games to chew on

Dorfromantik has launched its creative mode in beta for you to puzzle over

It's free real estate

Here's a peek at how co-op works in "TMORPG" Book Of Travels

Pal around to achieve feats in the tiny multiplayer online game

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