The Witness: A Sort Of But Not Quite Confession

So this is sort of a confession but also a kind of "lesser of two evils" musing about The Witness [official site]. I can't guarantee no spoilers because The Witness is the kind of game where something might look or sound or seem innocuous and then you end up posting a spoiler. Do you have any idea how fraught it is trying to find a screenshot that won't upset people?

With that in mind I'm going to say if you want to guarantee absolutely no spoilers for The Witness MOVE ALONG THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU HERE.

And for the rest of you...