Our work is complete, here at Castle Shotgun, when we receive the latest news from simulation impresarios Excalibur. This week's transmission informs us of the unlikely-sounding Stone Quarry Simulator, in which you can use digging machines and/or explosives to drag the hard bits from the guts of the world. Excalibur implore us to "Embark on exciting excavations where only the most enterprising engineer will become king of the quarry!" King of the quarry. That sounds awesome. And I am also betting it's not an actual feature of the game. If it is, then I will very pleased indeed.
It also features what seems to be the theme tune from an American teen-drama, as you can see in the trailer below.
The explosives are... a little underwhelming. Could have done with some actual cliff-blasting, I think.
Stone Quarry Simulator will be available to buy on 30th of March.