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Turns out breaking your collarbone is a great way to get Sekiro finished

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As you'll know if you read Alice Bee's excellent review of collarbones, I broke mine last month. Overall, I do not recommend this. If you're lucky enough to work somewhere with a decent sick pay policy, though, it does leave you with a lot of time in which you are required to do very little.

Yes, you will be able to do very little other than lie down, but if you can convince your housemates to carry the TV to the end of your bed then you're off to the figurative races. What I'm saying is that thanks to a tragically-overlooked mogul on an Austrian ski slope, I have finally finished Sekiro.

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