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What Year Is This? FEAR 3 FMV Giggles

I'm waiting for upcoming shooter sequel FEAR 3 to do something to impress me. Something. Anything. Really I am. Could that something be the below exercise in live-action B-movie banality?

"No."

You should totally watch it, though.

I haaave to ssssssssssay...my BROTHER... hassss developed... QUITE a FLAIR for iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

What year is this? C'mon, that's just Night Trap without the titillation. It may mean F3 is shaping up to be the comedy game of the year, though - the Troll 2 of first-person shooters. That would be awesome.

Quite prepared to change my tune once I see substantial chunks of the game itself, uninterrupted by footage of Dave The Greasy-Haired Trucker, but this boo-hiss-I'm-sinister-me FMV is bad news, man. Baaaaad news. They couldn't possibly be planning to put that stuff in the finished game - could they?

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