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Posts tagged “Do Don’t”

Feature: Just do as you're told

Rules For Games: Do & Don’t #11

It has been far too long since I issued some decrees from my throne atop Gaming Mountain.There has been some confusion in the past about the availability of potential to disagree with these mandates, so to be absolutely clear: there isn't. They're rules. You follow them, or, you know, you die. Simple enough.

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Feature: Sim sins unforgiven

The Flare Path: Do & Don’t #10

I was in John's office the other day watering April, his Aspidistra, for him (He was on holiday, and the nearest WC is a good 150m away) when I happened to notice this forgotten format poking out from under a stack of old issues of What Cat?. “I'll have that!” I thought, and into my BOAC hold-all it went. With luck it will be back…

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Feature: Do not question me

Rules For Games: Do & Don’t #8

The latest collection of court-mandated rules for games and games developers have been issued from the Authority. Who is me. And if you want things to go smoothly, you'll follow my instructions. Call the police, and I start killing hostages. So nice and slowly, put down your weapons and obey me. And obey the first fifty rules too.

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Feature: Shut up and listen

Rules For Games: Do & Don’t #7

There has been confusion in the past over whether our stating something on RPS has direct impact on the whole of the games industry. When we suggest, say, there should be more female lead characters, awful people become enraged, certain that our commands will be obeyed ruining their manly games with ponytails and copies of More magazine. Let us just make it absolutely clear that…

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Feature: Do as I say, and the children live

Rules For Games: Do & Don’t #5

It's been over a year since I last unleashed my law-commanding fist of righteousness. This is intolerable. So thankfully the list of rules that games developers and publishers are FORCED BY INTERNATIONAL LAW to follow have been further extended. Six new rules are added to the lexicon. Failure to obey them results in instant withering looks and sighing disappointment from their mums.

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Feature: From The RPS Archives

The Complete Rules For Games

I love rules. Not following them, of course - that's for other people. I love writing them. And since I'm the best qualified to decide how everyone else is allowed to behave, it's only appropriate that I be in charge of everything. So it is that I have been making clear the Rules For Games, both for developers and for players, in an ongoing series…

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Rules For Games: Do & Don’t #3

Six months ago I took over the world. My decrees for gaming are the result, and all developers and publishers are obliged to follow them. You can read previous entreaties here. Since they only began half a year ago we haven't seen the results yet, but any day now. Here is a third instalment of that which must be obeyed.DO: let me choose my game…

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