
Wot I Think




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Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector review: a sci-fi RPG that explores new space, yet I yearn for old ground
No more mister dice guy

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Space Engineers 2 early access review: a solid and solitary box of building blocks - yet not much else
Sturdy foundations

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Nvidia GeForce RTX 5080 review: the new 4K graphics card to go for
Ohhh, it gets by, with a little help, from frame gen

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Lonely Mountains: Snow Riders review - cross-country skiing as rewarding for the journey as the destination
A slippy-slidey ice world, natch

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Nvidia GeForce RTX 5090 review: the ultimate DLSS 4 billboard
Good for bragging rights, but its most exciting features are coming to cheaper graphics cards as well

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My Summer Car review: A sordid sim of piss and pistons that won't hold your disgusting little hand
Masochism and the art of motorcar maintenance

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Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth review: imperfect, uneven, unfocused, unmissable
No gettin' off of this train we're on

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Hyper Light Breaker early access review: a flashy but hollow roguelike with few of Drifter’s charms
Needs some hyper light fixing

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Minishoot' Adventures review: a deceptively simple blend of 2D Zelda and shoot 'em up action
Don't miss it like we did

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Dynasty Warriors: Origins review: a glorious, melodramatic and convincing illusion of tactical warfare
Romance of the me kingdoms

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Intel Arc B580 review: Late arriving, still welcome
It’s CPU-reliant and launches deep into a GPU generation, but this can still outpace the RTX 4060

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Path Of Exile 2 early access review: an expressive, characterful ARPG with plenty to chew on
Down in the bonehoard

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Caves Of Qud review: an obscenely rich roguelike realm you could get lost in for months
A goat approaches

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Marvel Rivals review: it's like Overwatch, if Overwatch was overcomplex and frequented Comic Con
My favourite hero is John Marvel

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Naiad review: still waters run deep they say, but then these waters aren't still
I'm going to pour cold water on it


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Shiren the Wanderer: The Mystery Dungeon Of Serpentcoil Island Review: a traditional roguelite heavy on charm but light on agency
Slightly less mystery would be grand, actually

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Indiana Jones And The Great Circle review: a grand adventure that keeps faith with the movies
There's life in this old Gizeh


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Infinity Nikki review: it's like Genshin, if Genshin shopped at ASOS and renounced violence
Looks like menus are back on the menu boys


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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart Of Chornobyl review: a captivating survival shooter, even with bits falling off
GSC’s return to the Zone is ambitious, atmospheric, and astoundingly buggy