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Dungeon Keeper 3! The… MMO. Eh?

By Alec Meer on December 1st, 2008 at 6:09 pm.

It’s interesting that everyone who mailed us about this (many thanks, by the way) immediately went for the Oh God No What Are They Thinking angle. Bullfrog fans are purists, perhaps understandably. Me, I’m not going to presume the worst yet, despite being a huge old geeky Dungeon Keeper fan myself.

Absolutely nothing is known about this shock DK sequel/rethink, bar its being an MMO and being handled by a Chinese developer you’ve never heard of. Yeah, ‘Asian MMO’ does set off a few alarm traps, as the Lineage model tends to impress us Westerners about as much as shadow puppetry impresses bears. Clearly, this won’t be Dungeon Keeper 3 – there’s not even a whiff of a single ex-Bullfrog guy around it for starters, and no talk of it being a direct follow-up, but rather of it just using names, themes and characters. Put that Pointy Stick Of Angry Pre-Judgement +3 vs EA down, though. There are hints that this will be much more like the DK of old than folk are presuming…

First up, it’s entirely possible we’ll never see this reach the West. It sounds as though China is the main audience, an EA mouthpiece stating the deal’s part of a Borg-like desire to “extend our product reach throughout the Greater China region.” A number of established Western games are going MMOlike over there, subscriptions being an effective counter-measure for the piracy that runs rife in China – for instance Company of Heroes. This may be a matter of developer NetDragon seeking Western backing for their latest (and first 3D) endeavour, and EA dropping a spare fantasy license on ‘em to ensure their own stake. Or it may be that Dungeon Keeper is absolutely huge in China, but I find it hard to believe a 1997 strategy-management game about building treasure rooms and feeding farting demons really hit that big.

What is contextually interestingly is that Netdragon already has on its CV Heroes of Might & Magic Online, a China-only MMO rethink of the unending, unsmiling strategy-rpg series, which launched this Spring. So that’s, er, HOMMO, then? Er…. It’s made with Ubisoft’s blessing, and presumably shovels some pennies back their way. I can find very little information about it, and especially not about its quality, but what I have gleaned is that it really is HOMM online – as opposed to an MMORPG with HOMM names and skins. This from the press release:

This online game is the first of its kind by combing the classic turn-based game mode of Heroes of Might and Magic with versatile online game features to meet the needs of different players. Inspired by the global perspective of Heroes of Might and Magic chronicles, Heroes of Might and Magic Online allows gamer to play as a hero working for one of the eight races. Players can then build their own castle and recruit a strong army to fight in hundreds of conquests. In addition, the game offers players to play against one another to quench their thirst for victory.

More English details about it here.

Again, I don’t know if it’s any cop or not – but as well as supporting the idea that Netdragon may simply be licensing affordable Western brands to MMOise for China, it actually bodes well for Dungeon Keeper Online being a proper Dungeon Keeper game. It sounds faithful, y’know?

And that’s where I shift from outraged suspicion to very cautious optimism. Yeah, there’s no Bullfrog at the till, but it’s been a long while since we had a really great game in the DK mould. The ingredients – management, combat, comedy monsters, even a drop of roleplaying – are right. If Netdragon really have made HOMMO (giggle) like HOMM, then there’s every chance DKO can be faithful to DK – and not the Lineage or WoW clone with DK skins that many folk seem to presume it’ll be. It might actually be Dungeon Keeper, online – and done right that would be superb.

Sprawling rival dungeons contesting for space, creature populations and gold; fending off dynamic, icky Hero forces that grow in potency as you do; a generous spread of room types and spells… There’s a lot of potential, even if the signs are superficially troubling. God knows I’m as concerned as anyone, but it’s sad that so many folk seem to be entirely writing this off before they even consider what it could be.

That they’re using the DK name specifically is what’s liable to cause the most problems. I mean, why? Doesn’t it just mean angry fans, IP hassle and tiresome business deals? It’s frankly absurd that anyone would hem themselves in by dredging up a license that will mean almost nothing to most of today’s gamers, rather than embarking on something entirely of their own creation. That said, the old foundations of DK are impressive enough and unused enough that there really is scope for someone to build something great on top of them. If it happens to feature Horny and Bile Demons and whatnot too… well, they were hardly one-of-kind creations in the first place. Even if this does turn out to be a horror, it’s not taking anything away from DK1 & 2.

I have no idea if these are the right guys to make good on a job that will inevitably stir up resentment amongst a fanbase EA’s much-abused in the past, and certainly it’s hard to block out the poisonous funk of financial cynicism that seems to surround the project. I am not, however, going to write this game off as a terrible idea until I know something about it. I’m genuinely curious – not least because it sounds like such a ridiculous idea and so should be fun to follow. Hopefully DK fans aren’t as precious as Fallout fans, and we’ll get to hear some proper details about this before they storm EA’s gates.

Finally, here’s the official press bumpf about DK Online:

NetDragon Websoft Inc., a leading game developer and operator in the People’s Republic of China – (“NetDragon” or the “Company”, with its subsidiary collectively know as the “Group”; stock code: 777) announced a new licensing agreement with Electronic Arts Inc. (NASDAQ: ERTS, “EA”) on the development of the Group’s first 3D massively multi-player online role playing game (MMORPG) based on Electronic Arts’ “Dungeon KeeperTM” line of games – including themes, characters and other game content. As part of this agreement, NetDragon will develop the game and obtains the exclusive license to operate and distribute Dungeon Keeper Online throughout the Greater China region, including Hong Kong, Taiwan and Macau.

“We are delighted to enter into an agreement with EA in the development of our first 3D MMORPG. Our partnership with this internationally renowned game developer is proof of our capabilities in game operations and development as well as a reflection of our market reputation,” said Mr. Liu Dejian, Chairman and Executive Director of NetDragon. “Capitalizing our strength to create a strong gaming experience, powerful operating platform and unmatched expertise within China’s online game market, we are confident that Dungeon Keeper Online will not only become successful in the Greater China region but also achieve remarkable results overseas.”

Jon Niermann, President of EA Asia Pacific said, “The partnership marks a significant milestone for EA as it will enhance our intellectual property and extend our product reach throughout the Greater China region. It will also further enhance our intellectual property with differentiated, high-quality games, particularly in the field of MMORPGs.”

Dungeon KeeperTM is a PC strategy game released by EA in July 1997.

About NetDragon:
NetDragon Websoft Inc. is one of the leading online game developers and operators in the PRC. The Group’s game portfolio comprises of a range of MMORPGs (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) that cater to various types of players and gaming preferences. The Group has successfully developed and marketed many popular online titles of various styles. Its current offerings include the games Eudemons Online, Conquer Online, Zero Online, Tou Ming Zhuang Online, Heroes of Might and Magic Online, Era of Faith, and Monster & Me. Some of the games are also available in foreign languages, including English, French and Spanish. The Group also has three games currently in development, including Way of the Five, Tian Yuan and Disney Game, which are expected to be launched by end of 2008 and 2009.

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71 Comments »

  1. 01/12/2008 at 18:11 teo says:

    I think I share the sentiments of your emailers

  2. 01/12/2008 at 18:17 Valentin Galea says:

    “It is pay day”;)

  3. 01/12/2008 at 18:18 Pags says:

    Boo! Hiss! Etc.

  4. 01/12/2008 at 18:18 Optimaximal says:

    I’m interested in this ursidaean entertainment you speak of and wish to subscribe to any future articles on the subject.

    Oh, what’s that? DK by some lame asian MMO factory? Pfft.

  5. 01/12/2008 at 18:19 Optimaximal says:

    oh…

    First up, it’s entirely possible we’ll ever see this.

    It’s as engrish as the Asian MMO’s you speak of!

    Well, I laughed :)

  6. 01/12/2008 at 18:20 sana says:

    Dungeon Keeper? MMO? Asian? I must be dreaming!

  7. 01/12/2008 at 18:21 phil says:

    “It’s frankly absurd that anyone would hem themselves in by dredging up a license that will mean almost nothing to most of today’s gamers”

    Not at all, if you’re a EA marketing guru it allows to add the bullet point, ‘Radical reimagining of cult IP – high expectations of built in audience’ to your powerpoint pitch slides.

  8. 01/12/2008 at 18:24 Ian says:

    It almost makes me glad I’m not a Dungeon Keeper enthusiast.

  9. 01/12/2008 at 18:29 Pags says:

    “We hear Blizzard have got an MMO coming up… what’ve we got in the big box o’ licenses that we can use to beat them to the punch?”

  10. 01/12/2008 at 18:35 Kast says:

    Article title blow-by-blow reaction report:

    “Dungeon Keeper 3!” – Yay!
    “The MMO!” – Wait, what?
    “Eh?” – Yeah, exactly.

  11. 01/12/2008 at 18:36 The Shed says:

    Shit, I’ve got DK2 but I wasn’t a pro gamer back then and never really got into it. Hitting that shit. MMO Dungeon Keeper would be awesome- hunners of little dungeons conflicting for Gold, it would be- dare I say it- like and MMO Dwarf Fortress…?

    Still that’s totally not what this article’s suggesting. The MMO culture in the East wouldn’t be up for DK at all.

  12. 01/12/2008 at 18:37 Jon says:

    My eyes light up at the smallest hint of a DK3.

  13. 01/12/2008 at 18:40 rocketman71 says:

    Bad idea.

    Stop with the MMO’s already!

  14. 01/12/2008 at 18:43 Nimic says:

    I was never a big Dungeon Keeper fan, but even I’m saddened by this.

  15. 01/12/2008 at 18:47 Cabbs says:

    Your dungeon is on a slight incline. Angry creatures cannot play marbles.

  16. 01/12/2008 at 18:47 Redd says:

    Oh well. It’s closure. =[

  17. 01/12/2008 at 18:51 Pus Filled Sac says:

    Good. I was hoping for another MMO to satisfy my craving to imagine a game I’ll never play.

  18. 01/12/2008 at 19:01 Vitalis says:

    Hmm I was just about to mail this to the Hivemind but it turns out other RPS readers’ mastery of the internets/shacknews is greater than my own…

    DK still ranks as one of my favourite game series EVAR! and for it to be effectively/somewhat sold off for MMOification somewhat saddens me.

    I’ll try to keep the torches unlit and the pitchforks and battering rams in storage until I found out how the hell you make DK into an MMO. Assumedly this isn’s going to be a mumorpurger type of MMO as frankly there isn’t really enough RPG is there? so what can you do to make ‘massively multiplayer’.The rival Keepers accidently built all their dungeons adjacently?

  19. 01/12/2008 at 19:11 davidAlpha says:

    well I for one cant wait for Dungeon-o Keeperu 3: Giant red pointy man play time adventures!

  20. 01/12/2008 at 19:11 Chris Evans says:

    According to my sources for my dissertation, 58.3% of Chinese internet users use the internet for “online games” which is (if I am working this out right) 14,746,000 people

  21. 01/12/2008 at 19:26 Jacques says:

    Angry Internet Man reporting for duty.

  22. 01/12/2008 at 19:35 BobJustBob says:

    Eh, Dungeon Keeper 2 was already markedly inferior to the first. The franchise is already sullied.

  23. 01/12/2008 at 19:50 Bobby says:

    Dk3 seems to attract that kind of stuff. EA’s original attempt was to make it a warcraft-like RTS:
    http://pcgtw.retro-net.de/index.php?id=games:keeper3

  24. 01/12/2008 at 20:06 Rei Onryou says:

    It has to be asked. Why sell our precious IP to China where we may not even see it? Why not actually work on a DK3 for the Western fans (DK meets cowboys = …)? The current EA CEO may not realise the promise behind the Bullfrog titles, but we do. I’d much rather see a real DK3 than “Red Alert 4: T and A”.

    Also, anyone know how to get DK1 running in Vista?

  25. 01/12/2008 at 20:06 Nick says:

    You’d think the number of cancelled/going bust/tits up MMOs would put people off the damn PC gaming destroying genre
    ¬_¬

  26. 01/12/2008 at 20:07 Tei says:

    Dungeon Keepers entusiast can play “Chicken Mode” in LOTRO.

    That is a MMO. …wait..

  27. 01/12/2008 at 20:12 Nameykins says:

    I am deeply confused by all of this.

  28. 01/12/2008 at 20:13 James G says:

    :: Forms No Heroes Allowed ::
    :: Buys Angry Internet Man Suit ::
    :: Buys pitchfork ::
    :: Riots ::

    Although in all seriousness, although DK was one of my favourite games of all time, I can’t work up anything stronger than vague confusion at this. Perhaps its because I had already written off any hope for a true DK3, so this isn’t so much a loss of a potential game, but rather a confounding choice of license. While Alec’s suggestion would be very interesting*, the appearance of the six letters, MMORPG, suggest what we’ll be seeing is a fairly generic grind fest.

    So I look on with bemused interest, little hope, but no anger either, and know knows, perhaps we’ll see something special. You never know, demon spawn might fly. (Especially if they reach level 10 and become dragons)

    * Although I’m not sure entirely practical.

  29. 01/12/2008 at 20:29 sana says:

    If I see this “Angry Internet Men” meme one more time..

    Justified scepticism regarding the impending usage of a unique license in a game where the subgenre, developer location and probably target audience all have proven to be highly disappointing over the last few years is not an example of “angry internet men” but something perfectly reasonable.

  30. 01/12/2008 at 20:33 jackflash says:

    This just makes me sad. Makes me miss bullfrog, the good old days of PC gaming. Sigh.

  31. 01/12/2008 at 20:37 Asbestos says:

    @Rei Onryou:
    Have you tried Dosbox?

  32. 01/12/2008 at 20:44 RichP says:

    EA will probably gauge the success of Battlefield Heroes before considering a western version of Dungeon Keeper Online. If Battlefield Heroes work out, EA and other mega-publishers will start shoveling money at free-to-play micro-transaction *shudder* MMOs, especially since most “epic” MMOs fail or trudge along in obscurity.

    Anyone know if DKII works in WinXP? I really enjoyed that one back in the day.

  33. 01/12/2008 at 20:48 Jacques says:

    I’m pretty sure DK2 works on XP, my brain might be going wrong, but I’m pretty sure I recall playing it on my old pc which had XP.

  34. 01/12/2008 at 20:50 Heliocentric says:

    I’m excited. refuse to learn Chinese though. okay bai.

    Yes it works on xp, might need compatibility settings or patches but it deffo works, you might need to use software acceleration (but modern cpus can handle it).

  35. 01/12/2008 at 20:58 Colthor says:

    @Rei Onryou:
    DK: Gold Just Works under Vista for me. You could try the D3D patch:
    http://www.patches-scrolls.de/dungeon_keeper.php

  36. 01/12/2008 at 21:51 eyemessiah says:

    Your dungeon is full of yoghurt.

  37. 01/12/2008 at 21:51 James G says:

    Didn’t have any luck with the D3D patch here, but then again I’m using Vista 64bit, which causes even more trouble for the already touchy back compatibility.

    Hmm, I’m getting an MSI Wind for Christmas. I was planning to replace XP with Kubuntu, but now I’m tempted to leave XP on for DK and other older games. (Or alternatively just set up a Win 98 VM on my desktop box)

  38. 01/12/2008 at 21:56 Skurmedel says:

    I hope there won’t be a Theme Hospital Online too, ’cause that’s one of my fondest childhood memories.

  39. 01/12/2008 at 22:08 Benk says:

    Your dungeon is full of yoghurt.

  40. 01/12/2008 at 22:14 deudonne says:

    ”
    Valentin Galea says:
    “It is pay day”;)
    ”

    Hehe – the voice still resounds in my head!

  41. 01/12/2008 at 22:37 N says:

    Huh… well now, all this makes Horny cry…

  42. 01/12/2008 at 23:15 Rei Onryou says:

    @Asbestos: I haven’t tried with DOSBox, since I’d like the shiny non-DOS version to run if possible. AFAIK, the D3D patch didn’t do it for me. Furthest I got was the menu. I suppose DOS DK is better than no DK. Or I can buy myself an EEE…

  43. 01/12/2008 at 23:17 Guido says:

    May I join the riot force please?

    Dungeon Keeper is one of those fabled Good Games of Old, I loved to play it, would be a pity to see the brand destroyed by becoming yet another grindfest…

  44. 01/12/2008 at 23:50 jalf says:

    For once, I’m not among the angry internet men!
    I’m a baffled internet man on this one.

    Seriously, how can anyone be *angry* about this? It’s just too weird to even contemplate. I mean. Dungeon Keeper, Chinese and MMO? Really? That doesn’t even make sense!

    Once we get some details about the game, I may rejoin the angry internet men, but until then, I’m merely a baffled internet man. Who’s with me?

  45. 02/12/2008 at 00:33 Malagate says:

    I can also confirm that I’ve seen hide nor hair of any Dungeon Keeper games in all of the chinese internet cafe’s I’ve visited, and those are cities and small towns from the East coast to the big mountains in the south west of China. Lots of CS, tower defenders, SC, WoW, a whole slew of chinese isometric MMO’s and older-than-DK-games, but no DK 1 or 2.

    Even in the “discount games” places where I’ve seen Monkey Island and Fallout there’s been no DK. It’s just so damn confusing to me as to why they’d even bother licensing it when they could make a new license that wouldn’t have to have any constraints to make it appear like a DK game. Although it would be nice to see what they’d make of “One of your imps does a great impression of you, he can even do the ears” and “Never eat anything bigger than your own head”.

  46. 02/12/2008 at 00:49 Ginger Yellow says:

    On the one hand, yay. On the other hand, what’s with all these Chinese only MMOs? First Company of Heroes, now Dungeon Keeper. Bastards. I suppose I’m going to have to relearn Mandarin…

  47. 02/12/2008 at 01:09 Pijama says:

    Words can’t begin to describe the rage that fills my heart with the even REMOTEST possibility of my beloved Dungeon Keeper becoming a MMO.

  48. 02/12/2008 at 01:24 Brann says:

    I blame the Chinese and their evil communist gameplaying ways. Oh wait…

    Anyway, this just makes me sad, I’m a big fan of DK and DK2 and a couple of years ago a clone came out (Evil Genius) that just made me even more wishful for a proper DK3… now this. DK a chinese MMO? Seriously?

  49. 02/12/2008 at 04:38 Cooper says:

    Nnngghhhh

    I’m having trouble processing this. DK3. MMO. Chinese.

    I want to cry. Cry gently to myself whilst I hunt down EA execs…

  50. 02/12/2008 at 05:37 Typhon says:

    This is *hilarious*. Face it, EA was never going to do anything else with it anyway. Pardon me, I meant do anything *good* with it. There’s nothing stopping someone else picking up the ball, though.

  51. 02/12/2008 at 10:05 Bobsy says:

    Next up: System Shock Online. COMING THIS FUCKING FALL.

  52. 02/12/2008 at 10:11 Dante says:

    I’m with Jalf, I’m not so much angry as just plain confused.

  53. 02/12/2008 at 11:02 Corvus says:

    Ah well, I can’t say this kind of corporate nonsense surprises me much any more. We still have the first two games, and that’s good enough for me I guess. Although there’s always the slight possibility of a fan-made DK3, though unfortunately I doubt EA would be too happy about outsiders using the license.

  54. 02/12/2008 at 11:04 Morph says:

    Why be angry? It doesn’t actually affect anything. It’s not DK3. It’s something happening in some far off mystical land.

    Or like Invisible War or Revenge of the Sith, just try and imagine it never happened.

  55. 02/12/2008 at 11:05 Optimaximal says:

    Anyway, this just makes me sad, I’m a big fan of DK and DK2 and a couple of years ago a clone came out (Evil Genius) that just made me even more wishful for a proper DK3… now this. DK a chinese MMO? Seriously?

    Less clone, more tribute or spiritual sequel – Bioshock to System Shock if you will.

    It was made by Demis Hassabis who had a big hand in a load of Bullfrog stuff (although he’d left by the time Dungeon Keeper was released)

  56. 02/12/2008 at 18:35 Ixtab says:

    This doesn’t make me angry, it just sounds silly.

    Also what marketing man failed to realise the hatred that would be spawned by taking a game with a near-fanatical cult following and then making it into an MMO?

  57. 02/12/2008 at 18:38 Ixtab says:

    I have just decided that any game they could possibly make would be no good without the voiceover man. Voiceover man was half the fun. It would be like Dawn of War without the narrator guy,

  58. 03/12/2008 at 07:01 Psychopomp says:

    *whispers*I don’t quite understand…

  59. 03/12/2008 at 07:54 Heliocentric says:

    Ah. Voice over man. How i love you, let me count the ways. “It is the witching hour, all curses are half price”. Getting a temple loaded up with undead from sacrificing mistresses. You can overcome the pop cap that way. And with infinite skeletons in a temple comes infinite mana, infinite mana brings infinite horney. Or you can just rush them with 200 undead.

  60. 03/12/2008 at 17:10 DosFreak says:

    For DK1 in Vista you may have to use Windows XP drivers instead of Vista drivers. (Depends on the video card, for Intel cards you definetly must use the XP drivers.)

    This is only if you want to use D3D mode, if you want to use software mode it should work fine but you’ll need to make sure that you are using 95 compatibility mode.

    If you don’t want to use XP drivers in Vista and you do want to use D3D mode then you’ll need to use Vmware Workstation 6.5 with Windows XP as a guest OS. Be sure to apply Windows 95 compatibility mode to the game.

    As for DK2 in Vista you’ll need to turn off hardware acceleration in the in-game menu, otherwise you’ll experience graphics corruption in the game. Can’t remember if running the game in Vmware 6.5 “fixes” this or not.

  61. 03/12/2008 at 18:26 LionsPhil says:

    “Surely, even Dungeon Keepers must retire to a lair of some description?”

    (Ah, everything2: better than Wikipedia.)

  62. 06/12/2008 at 17:15 Arca says:

    “A lost soul has entered your dungeon. Oh, no, now it’s wandered out again.”

    DK… the MMO? This concept confuses us greatly. Oh well, not like we’d see a decent sequel nowadays anyway. :[

  63. 12/12/2008 at 18:16 Mike says:

    A lost game have entered your pc o its left agian

  64. 24/12/2008 at 17:47 Charlay says:

    what idiots. just make dk3. if its money you want, millions will buy it. just make the thing!

  65. 04/01/2009 at 05:53 McC says:

    Warning. Incoming wall of text.

    Alright, so im new. I have to say that the idea is, not one of the best I have ever heard. In fact, as far as EA goes, its one of the worst. They are handing Dungeon Keeper 2 to not only a foreign company, which in and of its self is not a bad thing, but the fact that EA is just doing it to kiss ass IS, but they are only releasing it in the Far Eastern region. On top of that, its a fucking newbie company, it said in the news article that it was its first 3D mmo. Well, thats…. comforting, sure…. After that there’s the fact that its a GOD-GAME. I am not that big of a gamer, Dungeon Keeper has always been one of my favorites, but has there ever even been a god game MMO? I have never heard of one myself….. Also, am I the only one concerned with Mistresses running around in pigtails and schoolgirl outfits, bile demons with “cute” little :3 smiles, and Horney having platinum bland hair and becoming anerensic?

  66. 04/01/2009 at 06:41 ._. says:

    hurr durr sweary bland anerensic AIM welcome ellipsis stop

  67. 08/01/2009 at 07:01 HorizonHold says:

    What I can’t truly understand is WHY a small rather new game developer company would buy a franchise such as Dungeon Keeper.

    I mean, they could make a game including all the same characters and could even name most of them the same, that there would be no room for lawsuits, you can’t TM red horned demons or trolls or imps, so why renounce to a part of your profit just to use cliche character design?

    Maybe they will actually make a clone of DK, remember that just because it’s online it doesn’t mean it’s a MMORPG. There are lots of online arcade games, and some online RTS games like Dreamlords and Saga (which are BAAAAD).

    That piece of text says they will get access to all materials from the games, do they plan to re-use the models with 64×64 textures and square tiles from the backgrounds? It’s their first 3D game so even those are hard to achieve by begineers.

  68. 11/02/2009 at 17:51 Durlek says:

    Its good to be bad!

    NOES! not an mmo -.- and from china … may horny get summoned and butcher the development sweatshops!

  69. 21/08/2009 at 16:17 Dartigen says:

    And here I was, getting my hopes up…*sigh* If they make it an RTS, it’ll essentially be a clone, but if it’s a true MMORPG then I have worries. Many worries.
    Not that I’d object to playing as a Dark Angel, or Horny. That could get fun.

    I suppose there’s always the ‘win the lottery and buy the rights from EA and make the damn game ourselves’ option…

  70. 19/10/2010 at 22:59 Blurrr says:

    Don’t forget Peter Molineux (the guy who makes the fable game) made Dungeon Keeper, or was part of the team for it. If we all write to him them maybe, just maybe, he’ll make a few phonecalls and get back his team of super hero game designers and re-kindle this game!!!!

    Please, just please…

  71. 30/05/2011 at 08:10 Systems-Overload says:

    the correct and perfect term, dungeon keeper wise, is:

    “This is no wishing well, keeper!”

    Translation: not gona work. ;)

    (if you dont know how to get that, try “gold” and look for a “well” xD)

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