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Cardboard Children – The Awful Green Things

By Robert Florence on December 16th, 2014.

Hello youse.

Have you ever seen the major motion picture “Alien”? Or it’s incredible sequel “Aliens”? Or it’s disgraceful third film “Alien 3”? Or that other one, where the thing gets sucked out of the thing and the swimming and so on and so forth? Or the one they fight the other type of aliens out of the alien film about the alien who hunts the soldiers? Well, if you’ve seen any of them, you’ll probably enjoy playing this game about wee aliens. It’s called The Awful Green Things From Outer Space.

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Cardboard Children – DOBBLE

By Robert Florence on December 9th, 2014.

Dobble comes in a little tin. It’s the kind of little tin that you imagine soldiers might have used during one of the great wars to keep things dry. Like cigarettes and love letters. It’s the kind of tin they’d use to house an expensive pate in a French delicatessen. It would easily fit in a bedside drawer or sit on a mantelpiece. It would fit anywhere, in any home, and it really should.

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Cardboard Children – December News

By Robert Florence on December 2nd, 2014.

Hello youse.

As we build up to Christmas, and all that Christmas entails (tinsel, trees, supernatural gift-bearing “men”, family fights) it’s time to take another look at the current board game scene to see what the news is. It’s been two months since I let you all know what’s going down right now in a news-style fashion, and you know what? LOADS IS GOING DOWN.

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Cardboard Children – Five Tribes

By Robert Florence on November 25th, 2014.

Hello youse.

Days of Wonder always make beautiful-looking board games. From Ticket to Ride to Small World to the out-of-print classic Colosseum, they’re all beautiful and all quite light. Great games to play with your family. Entry level. Lovely.

Well, now Days of Wonder are getting a little bit heavier, with the gorgeous Five Tribes: The Djinns of Nagala.

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Cardboard Children – GRAVWELL

By Robert Florence on November 18th, 2014.

Hello youse.

This past week, the soon-to-be-extinct human race of universe 34876.5 landed a robotic craft on a comet. To its great credit, that civilisation is fascinated by space exploration, despite the fact that extinction will occur long before any contact with other civilisations with occur. That civilisation is also fascinated by games, and designs many games based around space exploration. One of these games is called “GRAVWELL”.

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Cardboard Children – Tragedy Looper

By Robert Florence on November 4th, 2014.

Hello youse.

I’ve been very busy with the release of my horror feature film (on Vimeo On Demand and 10% of every rental or sale to women’s aid charities – do excuse the plug) but I’ve still had time to play some board games.

Shall we enter the loop?

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Cardboard Children – King of New York

By Robert Florence on October 28th, 2014.

It’s impossible, at this stage in the game, to talk about how Richard Garfield’s King Of New York shapes up in comparison to his modern classic King Of Tokyo. That comparison just can’t be made yet – not properly. King Of Tokyo is a game I have played maybe a hundred times, and I would happily play it again right now if I -

Sorry, back. I was playing King Of Tokyo. See, that is a great game. And a game that lasts. A game that deserves to be on the forever shelf. So when we talk about King Of New York, as we do today, we must be careful with our first impressions. Because time, in this case, will tell.

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Cardboard Children – Dungeon Raiders

By Robert Florence on October 21st, 2014.

Okay, I will show some mercy this week and tell you about a game that isn’t very expensive and is tiny in size. Board games often suffer from being TOO DEAR and TOO BLOOMIN’ BIG, so it’s nice to be able to recommend something that is neither. It’s a game that uses cards to tell the story of a band of adventurers raiding a dungeon. It is called, therefore, ADVENTURER BAND STORY. No, sorry. Actually it’s DUNGEON RAIDERS.

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Cardboard Children – Frag: Gold Edition

By Robert Florence on October 14th, 2014.

“Oh, Rab!

“Please don’t recommend another game! My wallet can’t take it! And particularly not a game that is kinda specific to my PC gamer interests!

“Please, Rab! Don’t!”

Eat it, punk.

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Cardboard Children – Board Game News

By Robert Florence on October 7th, 2014.

Hello youse.

I’m going to try to do a news-style update once a month, to try to keep you all up to date with what’s coming down the line in the wide world of board gaming. It is endless. Games upon games and expansions upon expansions to those games upon games. It is eternal, and if we don’t step out once every four weeks or so to take stock of what’s happening, we’ll get ourselves in an awful state. Read on.

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Cardboard Children – Sons of Anarchy

By Robert Florence on September 30th, 2014.

Hello youse.

You all know how I feel about the Spartacus board game. It came in at number one on my list of the 50 Best Games Of All Time. (It’s worth mentioning that Cosmic Encounter was so high on the list it hovered ABOVE the top spot, as the best board game of all time.) Now, Spartacus was based on a TV show that I’ve never watched. Regardless, it was a slam dunk from the first play.

Now comes Sons of Anarchy: Men of Mayhem. Another board game from the same company who brought us Spartacus. Another game based on a show that I’ve never seen. Can Gale Force Nine do it again?

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Cardboard Children – On Dice

By Robert Florence on September 23rd, 2014.

Hello youse.

What is a die? Let’s take a look at the standard 6-sided die. Six faces, yes? Numbered, usually with pips, from 1 to 6. One pip means failure, six pips means success. That’s how we usually understand it.

It is an object of pure chance. You take a die in your hand and shake it. The shaking means nothing. It does nothing. It creates the illusion of agency. You let the die loose and it tumbles, cracks open its chaotic secret. Failure. Success.

Today, I review dice.

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Cardboard Children – Golem Arcana

By Robert Florence on September 16th, 2014.

Hello youse.

Golem Arcana is a weird one. It’s certainly cool. There will come a point, during the game, where you will go: “Haha! Cool!” You will have moved one of your wee men on the board, and moved him on your tablet, and you’ll see him fight and all the stats stuff will just happen. And you’ll go: “Cool!”

And then you’ll scratch your head and say: “Um.”

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