Posts Tagged ‘Cardboard Children’

Cardboard Children – Five Tribes

By Robert Florence on November 25th, 2014.

Hello youse.

Days of Wonder always make beautiful-looking board games. From Ticket to Ride to Small World to the out-of-print classic Colosseum, they’re all beautiful and all quite light. Great games to play with your family. Entry level. Lovely.

Well, now Days of Wonder are getting a little bit heavier, with the gorgeous Five Tribes: The Djinns of Nagala.

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Cardboard Children – GRAVWELL

By Robert Florence on November 18th, 2014.

Hello youse.

This past week, the soon-to-be-extinct human race of universe 34876.5 landed a robotic craft on a comet. To its great credit, that civilisation is fascinated by space exploration, despite the fact that extinction will occur long before any contact with other civilisations with occur. That civilisation is also fascinated by games, and designs many games based around space exploration. One of these games is called “GRAVWELL”.

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Cardboard Children – Tragedy Looper

By Robert Florence on November 4th, 2014.

Hello youse.

I’ve been very busy with the release of my horror feature film (on Vimeo On Demand and 10% of every rental or sale to women’s aid charities – do excuse the plug) but I’ve still had time to play some board games.

Shall we enter the loop?

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Cardboard Children – King of New York

By Robert Florence on October 28th, 2014.

It’s impossible, at this stage in the game, to talk about how Richard Garfield’s King Of New York shapes up in comparison to his modern classic King Of Tokyo. That comparison just can’t be made yet – not properly. King Of Tokyo is a game I have played maybe a hundred times, and I would happily play it again right now if I –

Sorry, back. I was playing King Of Tokyo. See, that is a great game. And a game that lasts. A game that deserves to be on the forever shelf. So when we talk about King Of New York, as we do today, we must be careful with our first impressions. Because time, in this case, will tell.

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Cardboard Children – Dungeon Raiders

By Robert Florence on October 21st, 2014.

Okay, I will show some mercy this week and tell you about a game that isn’t very expensive and is tiny in size. Board games often suffer from being TOO DEAR and TOO BLOOMIN’ BIG, so it’s nice to be able to recommend something that is neither. It’s a game that uses cards to tell the story of a band of adventurers raiding a dungeon. It is called, therefore, ADVENTURER BAND STORY. No, sorry. Actually it’s DUNGEON RAIDERS.

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Cardboard Children – Frag: Gold Edition

By Robert Florence on October 14th, 2014.

“Oh, Rab!

“Please don’t recommend another game! My wallet can’t take it! And particularly not a game that is kinda specific to my PC gamer interests!

“Please, Rab! Don’t!”

Eat it, punk.

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Cardboard Children – Board Game News

By Robert Florence on October 7th, 2014.

Hello youse.

I’m going to try to do a news-style update once a month, to try to keep you all up to date with what’s coming down the line in the wide world of board gaming. It is endless. Games upon games and expansions upon expansions to those games upon games. It is eternal, and if we don’t step out once every four weeks or so to take stock of what’s happening, we’ll get ourselves in an awful state. Read on.

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Cardboard Children – Sons of Anarchy

By Robert Florence on September 30th, 2014.

Hello youse.

You all know how I feel about the Spartacus board game. It came in at number one on my list of the 50 Best Games Of All Time. (It’s worth mentioning that Cosmic Encounter was so high on the list it hovered ABOVE the top spot, as the best board game of all time.) Now, Spartacus was based on a TV show that I’ve never watched. Regardless, it was a slam dunk from the first play.

Now comes Sons of Anarchy: Men of Mayhem. Another board game from the same company who brought us Spartacus. Another game based on a show that I’ve never seen. Can Gale Force Nine do it again?

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Cardboard Children – On Dice

By Robert Florence on September 23rd, 2014.

Hello youse.

What is a die? Let’s take a look at the standard 6-sided die. Six faces, yes? Numbered, usually with pips, from 1 to 6. One pip means failure, six pips means success. That’s how we usually understand it.

It is an object of pure chance. You take a die in your hand and shake it. The shaking means nothing. It does nothing. It creates the illusion of agency. You let the die loose and it tumbles, cracks open its chaotic secret. Failure. Success.

Today, I review dice.

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Cardboard Children – Golem Arcana

By Robert Florence on September 16th, 2014.

Hello youse.

Golem Arcana is a weird one. It’s certainly cool. There will come a point, during the game, where you will go: “Haha! Cool!” You will have moved one of your wee men on the board, and moved him on your tablet, and you’ll see him fight and all the stats stuff will just happen. And you’ll go: “Cool!”

And then you’ll scratch your head and say: “Um.”

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Cardboard Children – Kaosball

By Robert Florence on September 9th, 2014.

Hello youse.

KAOSBALL. In Scotland we call it KAOSBAW. It’s a sports game – that sport being a futuristic sport of endzones and punching and crunching. It seems like future sports are going to be really violent, doesn’t it? I bet, in the year 2300, even golf will allow you to pound your opponents to death with a 9 iron. Darts will have explosive tips, and the bullseye will be marked on your opponent’s forehead. Boxing will be inside a volcano. Gymnastics will feature barbed-wire leotards.

Oh yes, the review. Sorry.

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Cardboard Children – Board Game News

By Robert Florence on September 2nd, 2014.

Hello youse.

There is SO much board game news right now that we really have to do another column that is about BOARD GAME NEWS. Company mergers, massive releases, re-prints, you name it – it’s all happening in the wide world of sports we call “Board Game Sports”. (We don’t call it that.)

Read on!

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Cardboard Children – Heroes of Normandie

By Robert Florence on August 26th, 2014.

Hello youse.

War, eh? It’s no laughing matter, really. It seems like every single time a war happens, somebody ends up getting hurt. Since the beginning of recorded history, wars have caused a catalogue of injuries from a little finger boo-boo all the way to a blasted into dust by a mad big bomb. Say what you want about wars – you have to agree that they come with their fair share of inconveniences.

If you want to have a wee war on your table, you’ve come to the right place. Let Grand Side-General of the Ambassador Florence (I don’t know anything about military ranks) tell you all about HEROES OF NORMANDIE.

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