The Eighth RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team are currently in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment that we had to take out of this year’s advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: Which games industry figure makes the best Christmas cake?

A: Troy Baker


  1. dare says:

    Make it stop.

  2. anHorse says:

    I’m actually annoyed that I couldn’t figure this one out

    Best content RPS has produced in years bar that myst review

  3. quietone says:

    Ok, that’s it. PCGamer, here I go.

  4. Dorga says:

    Almost wasn’t killed by this one.

  5. Anthile says:

    Only the dead have seen the end of christmas crackers.

  6. Godwhacker says:

    Surely you mean Kenwood Levine

  7. TheApologist says:

    Horace has commanded that we be punished for we have been bad readers this year.

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    Phasma Felis says:

    THE CAKE IS A LIE! {sound of me being strangled with my own intestines}

  9. Fenix says:

    Q: Which games industry figure makes the best Christmas dinner?

    A: Tim Chefer

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    Gassalasca says:

    Can we supporters continue getting these throughout the year, please?

  11. Velko says:


  12. int says:

    Q: Who tells the scariest Christmas ghost stories?

    A: Warren Spector.

  13. Vacuity729 says:

    I’m about three weeks behind on reading the site as a whole, but I come back and read these every day.

    I’m honestly not sure I could explain why.

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    DelrueOfDetroit says:

    Which games industry figure makes the best zombie movies?

    John Romero!

  15. LennyLeonardo says:

    Just my luck. I’m two days from retirement, then this happens.

  16. Ingall says:

    What time zone are you guys on? Surely Christmas is over? Why must we continue to suffer?

  17. Freud says:

    Which games industry figure likes to vacation in Dover?