I bought a new telling-bone! I'm afraid to say that I bought it only 16 months after I last bought a new telling-bone, because I came to deeply dislike that one. A complicated part-return procedure, plus the sale of an old sofa, have taken the worst of the sting out of it, and so it's goodbye battered LG G5 and hello second-hand Samsung S8.
It's my new toy, so fiddling with it has eaten up most of the time that I'd have spent playing games over the past few days, and as such I'm going to inflict my thoughts about it upon you lot.
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