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Do you want chips (in your brain?)

For your authentici-tea

Let's say that, hypothetically, you could stick an implant in your brain that greatly enhances your memory. Let's also imagine the implant is perfectly safe, and comes with a host of other minor benefits like improving the taste of foods you don't like, and making your farts smell like raspberries.

If you're not eagerly imagining your raspberry-scented future, I'd love to know why.

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