Such are the circles I move in these days - wherein conversations relate entirely to which school our kids got into, if we're going to playground this weekend and what to do when eight different four-year-olds are all tearfully demanding that they have to win the race to the park gate - that I very rarely get to nerd out about hardware anymore. So, you lot will have to be my captive audience.
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