My ultimate top 10 crustaceans

Hello, supporters! I think it's important that these posts do more than just offer you access to interesting bits of writing that the general public doesn't get to see. I think they should provide you with a genuine competitive advantage in life. In fact, they should offer you real power. In that spirit, then, I'm going to hand you a fork and point you towards the mains socket of the god themselves, by cutting you in on perhaps the most powerful information there is: the True List of my 10 favourite crustaceans. They won't be in any particular order - because what sort of father ranks his children? - but feel free to make your own ranking in the comments. No write-ins. This list genuinely is objective: these are the best. Are you ready? If you're not, too late, 'cos here comes a bit o' the old snipple snapple!