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Where Are All The Octopuses?

Tentacular spectacular

You know what's bothering me this week? And also many other weeks?

The lack of good octopuses in gaming.

Back when I regularly updated my art blog I had a regular feature called Octopus Monday which dealt with octopuses in artworks and related fields. It's why my blog is the number one Google search result for "octopus stop motion porn". But since making a move into gaming I've been saddened by a lack of cephalopod action.

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