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Persona 5 is trash and should stay away from PC

Don't take it Persona-ly, babe

Catholic guilt ‘em up Catherine came to PC last week, bringing with it the unrestrained chutzpah of committing adultery by day and dreaming of giant asses by night. Giant asses of your repressed emotions, giant asses of your disaster chasing you up a crumbling wall of soiled Lego bricks, giant asses with accusing teeth and long tongues slaloming from their drooling, sharp-toothed sphincters. Catherine is a good videogame, and it belongs on the PC.

But I started playing Persona 5 over the weekend, and it is FILTH and you should STAY AWAY FROM IT.

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