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Please don't Ready Player Two, you deserve more

You're smart and funny and you don't need him

If there's one thing you should know about me, reader, it's that I'm very petty and I hate Ready Player One. Two things you should know about me. In fairness, we have talked about this fairly recently. We're going to talk about it again, though, because Reader Player Two is out today, and I need you to read other books instead.

(At this stage in my relationship to Ready Player One/Two, my friends are holding me back outside a pub at 2am yelling "Leave it Alice, it's not worth it!")

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