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Posts tagged “New Star Soccer 5”

Feature: A load of old balls

Dini And The Wonderkids: A History Of Football Games

FOOTBALL. It's been on your telly for the last few weeks and it's staying there for a few weeks more. FOOTBALL. Every supermarket is full of products adorned with the looming faces of men who kick balls for a living. FOOTBALL. It's only gone and found its way onto RPS as well. The World Cup comes but once every four years and it's a time…

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LittleBigBunchLaunchesAtLast

"What did you do during the great bundle wars of Winter 2011, daddy?" "I posted about them, sweetheart. I posted about them all. I... I've seen so much. I'll always carry that with me." We already know about pay-what-you-want charity bundle LittleBigBunch, but until 2pm today we weren't able to so much as look at its website. Now we can, for it lives and is…

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Good Grief: Yet Another Indie Bundle

Today I feel like the Sisyphus of games blogging. "You believe you have completed your trial of posting about a pay what you want indie games bundle, mortal? You fool. For now you must immediately post about another one! Ahahahahahaha. Yes, there are worse circles of hell to be in, but I trust you'll agree this one is slightly annoying." Oh well, c'est la news-vie,…

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How Is Fifa 12 Like An RPG?

In an interview over at The Guardian, EA Sports' Andrew Wilson has been talking about foot-to-ball game Fifa 12, which according to sales figures all of you own several hundred copies of. There's an interesting curveball of a comment from the interviewer though when he compares Fifa to an RPG leading vice-president Wilson to respond thusly: "I think it's pretty perceptive to look at it…

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Feature: Foot + ball = ???

Impressions: New Star Soccer 5

A curious new leisure hobby for the younger man has lately taken the continent and the colonies by storm, and your intrepid gentlemen reporters at the Rock, the Paper and Shotgun feel duty-bound to investigate this ‘sport’ the filthy foreigns have dubbed ‘foot-to-ball’. We couldn’t possibly sully our fine, firm, perfect bodies on the pitch and at the risk of a physical encounter with one…

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Foot That Ball! New Star Soccer 5 Trailer

As Britain's leading expert on foot-to-ball, I find the irreverence of games like New Star Soccer 5 to be deeply offensive toward "the lovely game". How can someone watch something as astounding, as gorgeous, as sexually profound, as last week's round of foot-to-balling between the United Rovers and West Byfleet Consolidated not be moved to tears? New Star Games' new trailer for their latest simulation…

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