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The upcoming horsegirl sim fundamentally misunderstands the point of a horsegirl sim

No show pony

A bug in My Horse: Bonded Spirits where a horse got stuck on a barrel and is doing a Roach from The Witcher
Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun/Games Incubator/PlayWay

Readers with good memories may recall that I was delighted to see Games Incubator and PlayWay moving away from "cleaning abandoned industrial buildings" and towards "magical pets" in their sim games, when they revealed My Horse: Bonded Spirits. I played the prologue to the game today (which is about 40 minutes long) and discovered that you have to level up your horse before you can gallop. Sir: no.

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