Transformers: Cinema In Disguise Part III: Oh Why

Right, so I made a bit of a mistake with my ongoing coverage of the Michael Bay Transformers series. I finished watching Transformers: Dark Of The Moon last week, and now I can barely remember a single thing about it. I'm going to have to read up on it to remember what it was about, who was in it, and how things turned out. What I do remember was that contrary to the reviewing consensus, this was the best of them so far. Which is a bit like saying, "That was the best colonoscopy I've had so far," but still something.